excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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Artist Yuichi Ikehata  (tumblr)
Fragment of LTM


Artist Yuichi Ikehata  (tumblr)

Fragment of LTM

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If you don’t like this movie, you’ve never seen it or you’re lying.

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Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.


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Shapes of things, Tony Bonanno

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"I want your Monday morning
sleep soaked eyes
dream drenched voice,
lazy bones
‘five more minutes please babe.’

I want your Tuesday afternoon
coffee break,
glasses off, laughter on
‘just hold me for a while
it’s been a hard day.’

I want your Wednesday evening
fingers through hair
teeth nibbling nails
neck craning, eye glazing
‘this paperwork never ends’

I want your Thursday night
drinks for two
bones unbind
muscles let loose
flats, slacks,
‘just me and you’

I want your finally Friday
stretch soul smile,
sun sipping light
from the glaciers in your eyes
fingers unfurl, hand extends
‘c’mon babe, lets go wild’

I want your weekend.
your movie marathon Saturday
reading by the fireplace
kissing in the blankets
want your Sunday morning
orange juice and pancakes
white sheets, tender skin
hair like the Fourth of July
‘let’s not get out of bed today.’

I want your ordinary
and your stress, rest, release
I want your bad day and that terrible night
I want you drunk in my arms
forgetting the place but never my name
I want your lazy and your lonely
and your fist full of fight
I want you everyday
in every way
for the rest of my life.


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"Every time you show your feelings, you apologize. Have you ever had an emotion in your life that you weren’t ashamed of?"

R.J Anderson, Ultraviolet  (via dolenti)

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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.





this is my favorite thing

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Gustav Klimt's studio in Hietzing, Vienna, c.1918 and 2013 (after restoration).

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Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go

hot damn

I wrote that

that line is so good

if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good

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You are a scholar, are you not? Judging from your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!

You are a scholar, are you not? Judging from your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!

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I need your help!


Tumblr friends:

I’m moving to Portland, OR in the fall for school and I need (need) a place to stay for a few weeks while I find an apartment to live in. I’ll be arriving around August 20, and I’m hoping to find a place by September.

If you know anyone in Portland who has an extra…

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